Life is full of ups, downs, commitments, successes, failures, ass beatings, and challenges. If you’re an American man who has tasted success, you know the price in terms of what people expect of you – financially, morally, and otherwise. Have you ever wanted a taste of real freedom – to live like a rock star if for only a week? If you have, this is the place where that dream can live on and become a reality in a safe, secure setting.
Welcome to Rock Star Tours Club, where your dream getaway can include everything you can imagine it could. This club is designed for but not exclusive to, successful men seeking an adventure of a lifetime. In the universe we’ve created, you can choose your own adventure. And this “getaway” is the type of getaway that may change your perspective on life, permanently.
Imagine living in a luxury beach house (or houses) in a gated community 1 hour south of San Diego in the beach town of Rosarito Mexico being hosted by an American concierge and tour guide whose team of local, drivers, and security are at your service 24 hours a day. Your hosts are well known in the local community and their relationship to the local officials is well oiled. In addition to a gated community and on-site security, your buffer of safety as our member guests is buffered from the inside of your gated luxury beach side home to city hall. Your experience of true freedom is the foundation of your experience as a whole, and you can’t experience this kind of freedom unless you are 100% comfortable.
So, what does freedom look like? Whatever you want it to be. Our packages are customized and flexible enough to be changed with short notice. Here is an example of a 7-day agenda:
Day 1:
Arrive at San Diego Int’l airport or LAX. Our drivers and host will be there to greet you at the airport. As a part of our menu options, your drinks will be on ice and ready to be opened the minute the Mexican border is crossed to let the party begin early. At your luxury home(s) located in a gated community, all of your pre-ordered pharmaceuticals, snacks, drinks, and other requests will be waiting for you. Options on the menu include pre-selected ladies to join the party with you upon arrival (ladies menu is always available for perusal), and our concierge is here to customize your trip to live up to ultimate fantasy getaway dream. It’s an ambitiouis goal, but that is our mission.
You may opt to have a night on the town (with or without female companions) with our driver and concierge (extra security optional) and taste amazing cuisine, hit the local night life, or just party like rock stars on the beach or in your beach house or on your beach house rooftop.
Day 2:
Wake up to the smell of our fine local in-house cook serving up local cuisine with fresh made juices, gourmet coffee, tea, or start your day with a margarita, blood mary, or a shot of Don Julio 70 (rock stars only). After sufficient digestion, our in-house massage therapist will provide your personal massage (optional) on the rooftop patio or inside the compound. If that doesn’t wake you up, you can opt for a party favor of your choice and be inspired by the sound of the sea in your coastal paradise. You and your group can stumble out to the beach at your leisure and allow your host to setup beach accommodations (umbrellas, ice chest, towels, boogie boards, etc). With a myriad of stores, restaurants and café’s very close, you can send your driver out for any special requests, or have you driver take you wherever you want to go. Your on-site American resident concierge has lived for years in Rosarito Beach is a local culinary guide, as well as matchmaker and/or whoremonger. Outings may include: wine tours of the local wine country, golf (beautiful oceanside courses), deep sea fishing, security escorted tour of the most prolific red light district in North America (legally regulated by health agencies regularly), seafood adventures in Puerto Nuevo, Parasailing, jet skiing, ATV/Offroading, and more. Or, you can opt to just party the day away with, or without, beautiful, modelesque female companionship. Taste the vibrant nightlife of Rosarito and mix with tourists and locals like a rock star. You, and your entourage will be VIP’s in Rosarito Beach.
Days 3-6 – Rinse and repeat Day 2
Day 7 – Go back home, a new man.
The ideas we have proposed here only scratch the tip of the iceberg of possibilities and do not include special ideas and concepts your personal concierge can offer you. Call us today for special customizations of your group’s Rock Star experience. Although your membership is perfect for bachelor parties and divorce parties etc, this was designed for any occasion that serves to inspire you and reawaken lost dreams of pleasure in paradise that you have earned, in spades. To customize your tour, or otherwise discuss options with our American concierge, call us today to discuss your discreet trip for you, and your group.